Honestly I Whisper What The Fuck To Myself At Least 20 Times A Day.
$ 18.00
Honestly The First Five Days After The Weekend Are Always The Hardest.
I Can't Make Everybody Happy. I'm Not Bacon.
I Do Yoga To Relax. Just Kidding... I Drink Bubbly.
I Do Yoga To Relax. Just Kidding... I Drink Wine.
I Don't Have A Bucket List...But My Fucket List Is Mile Long.
I Have Three Moods...
I Like Long Romantic Walks to The Bar.
I'm Not Bossy... I Just have Better Ideas
I'm Not Responsable For What My Face Does When You Talk.
I'm Outdoorsy... I Like Getting Drunk on Patios. (man)
I'm Outdoorsy... I Like Getting Drunk on Patios. (woman)
It's Not Drinking Alone If The Dog Is Home.
Kiss the Cook. Merci.
Listen, I Still Want To Be Invited But I'm Not Coming.
Lobster