Red Wine (noun.)
$ 18.00
The official definition.
Red Wine (noun.) The glue holding this shitshow together. This towel provides the most accurate definition of red wine you'll ever find—it's the essential ingredient that keeps everything from completely falling apart. Whether it's a tough day, a chaotic week, or just life in general, red wine is what holds it all together.
Hang it in your kitchen as a tribute to your most reliable coping mechanism, gift it to your fellow wine lover who gets it, or use it to explain why there's always a bottle open on the counter. Because when everything feels like a shitshow, red wine is the glue.
Product Details:
- 100% cotton flour sack towel
- Screen printed with eco-friendly, water-based ink
- Generously sized at 28" x 28"
- Machine washable and heat-set to prevent fading
- Printed on two corners
Perfect for red wine lovers, stressed-out adults, realists, or anyone who relies on wine to get through the day.
