I Do Yoga To Relax. Just Kidding... I Drink Wine.

The real path to zen.

I do yoga to relax. Just kidding... I drink wine. This towel is for people who know that while downward dog is great in theory, a glass of wine is far more effective at melting away stress. It's a playful confession that your self-care routine involves a different kind of unwinding.

Hang it in your kitchen as a tribute to your preferred relaxation method, gift it to your friend who skips yoga class for wine night, or use it to celebrate the fact that wine is basically meditation in a glass. Because namaste is nice, but merlot is better.

Product Details:

• 100% cotton flour sack towel
• Screen printed with eco-friendly, water-based ink
• Generously sized at 28" x 28"
• Machine washable and heat-set to prevent fading
• Printed on two corners

Perfect for wine lovers, yoga skeptics, stress relievers, or anyone who prefers a glass of red to breathing exercises.